FOR SALE:
Territory in Western Europe
Location: Western Europe, bordering the North Sea, between France and the Netherlands
Area:
total area: 30,510 sq km
land area: 30,230 sq km
comparative area: slightly larger than Maryland
Land boundaries: total 1,385 km, France 620 km, Germany 167 km, Luxembourg 148 km,
Netherlands 450 km
Coastline: 64 km
Maritime claims:
continental shelf: median line with neighbors
exclusive fishing zone: median line with neighbors (extends about 68 km from coast)
territorial sea: 12 nm
International disputes: none
National disputes: National disagreement with the Supreme Court of Justice, as trustable state-attorneys are being expelled from the investigations in the sex-child-ring case.
Purchase price: One plate of spaghetti, one ballpoint plus
US $ 25Wirtzfeld (= national debt). But bribes to certain influent people can reduce the purchase price considerably.
Pedofile buyers preferred?
Offers should be send to:
Bende van Nijvel -
Dept. Agusta
Rue Cools 1996,
141096 Dutroux - Belgium
or via e-mail: belmafia@euregio.net
ASYLUM WANTED
10,076,880 (*) recent inhabitants are looking
for a new, secure place to live with their endangered children.
Offers from China, Libya, Timor or Tchernobyle are welcome
(* the remaining 5,000 people seems to think that Justice in Belgium has been done...)
We can also contribute something positive: have a look at the Information Pages about Childprotection....
Thank you for your attention....
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